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Demi | 20 | Pokémon | Procrastination

egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

(via fuzzlefan)

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

(Source: lilbebe914, via phobias)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via myriamrod)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via pizza)

pocket-luv101:

When someone says they’ve read PokeSpe:

But then they call Sapphire, May (or Platina is Dawn):

(via psystrikes)

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

(via tightvaginas)

(Source: krugers, via tightvaginas)

you-only-liberate-once:

kigagroup:


Edited to appeal to Ferriswheelshippers

god bless

you-only-liberate-once:

kigagroup:

image

Edited to appeal to Ferriswheelshippers

god bless

(Source: formerlyanon, via invisiblemelonmoose)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via superdiduper)

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(Source: beyonces, via telapathetic)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via nice-wig-janis)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via telapathetic)